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tophatsandclocks:

 

carrionboy:

tights inspired by various fandoms. what i learned from doing this: masking on illustrator is a real bitch.
fire stock (k project tights) by danf83stock
galaxy stock (wtnv tights) by hameed
desert stock (wtnv tights) by neverfading-stock
cloud stock (wtnv tights) by nataly-stock















tophatsandclocks:

 

carrionboy:

tights inspired by various fandoms. what i learned from doing this: masking on illustrator is a real bitch.
fire stock (k project tights) by danf83stock
galaxy stock (wtnv tights) by hameed
desert stock (wtnv tights) by neverfading-stock
cloud stock (wtnv tights) by nataly-stock















tophatsandclocks:

 

carrionboy:

tights inspired by various fandoms. what i learned from doing this: masking on illustrator is a real bitch.
fire stock (k project tights) by danf83stock
galaxy stock (wtnv tights) by hameed
desert stock (wtnv tights) by neverfading-stock
cloud stock (wtnv tights) by nataly-stock

tophatsandclocks:

 

carrionboy:

tights inspired by various fandoms. what i learned from doing this: masking on illustrator is a real bitch.

fire stock (k project tights) by danf83stock

galaxy stock (wtnv tights) by hameed

desert stock (wtnv tights) by neverfading-stock

cloud stock (wtnv tights) by nataly-stock

Reblogged on 16 Apr 2014 from cryptichedonist
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hexgoddess:

closettrolls:

hexgoddess:

see-reverse-side:

hexgoddess:

What? Bisexual? She can’t be bisexual, you’re only bisexual if you’re actively fucking two people of two differing genders at the same exact time. The moment you stop fucking them you’re…

Reblogged on 16 Apr 2014 from dew-laden-spider-we8s
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smilepiratesmile:

itseasytoremember:

quatral:

askahomestuckfanatic:

I FOUND IT AGAIN YES

i was scrolling and i nearly had a subliminal heart attack when i saw it.

i’ve had this waiting to post since november, i queued it for today, the first day of spring

I’ve reblogged this soo many times
smilepiratesmile:

itseasytoremember:

quatral:

askahomestuckfanatic:

I FOUND IT AGAIN YES

i was scrolling and i nearly had a subliminal heart attack when i saw it.

i’ve had this waiting to post since november, i queued it for today, the first day of spring

I’ve reblogged this soo many times
smilepiratesmile:

itseasytoremember:

quatral:

askahomestuckfanatic:

I FOUND IT AGAIN YES

i was scrolling and i nearly had a subliminal heart attack when i saw it.

i’ve had this waiting to post since november, i queued it for today, the first day of spring

I’ve reblogged this soo many times
smilepiratesmile:

itseasytoremember:

quatral:

askahomestuckfanatic:

I FOUND IT AGAIN YES

i was scrolling and i nearly had a subliminal heart attack when i saw it.

i’ve had this waiting to post since november, i queued it for today, the first day of spring

I’ve reblogged this soo many times
smilepiratesmile:

itseasytoremember:

quatral:

askahomestuckfanatic:

I FOUND IT AGAIN YES

i was scrolling and i nearly had a subliminal heart attack when i saw it.

i’ve had this waiting to post since november, i queued it for today, the first day of spring

I’ve reblogged this soo many times

smilepiratesmile:

itseasytoremember:

quatral:

askahomestuckfanatic:

I FOUND IT AGAIN YES

i was scrolling and i nearly had a subliminal heart attack when i saw it.

i’ve had this waiting to post since november, i queued it for today, the first day of spring

I’ve reblogged this soo many times

(Source: iraffiruse)

Reblogged on 16 Apr 2014 from mutisija
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turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

Reblogged on 16 Apr 2014 from dew-laden-spider-we8s
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Joke of the day.

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

(Source: flyingscotsman)

Reblogged on 16 Apr 2014 from thievingparadox
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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

DON’T WORRY HUMAN
I WILL TUNNEL US TO SAFETY

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

DON’T WORRY HUMAN

I WILL TUNNEL US TO SAFETY

(Source: and-i-swear-we-are-infinite)

Reblogged on 16 Apr 2014 from princeadri
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molluscainthehouse:

Polymita picta, the stunning Cuban painted snail. Sadly, these snails are currently endangered due to the high demand for their gorgeously colored shells.Source: The Featured Creature
molluscainthehouse:

Polymita picta, the stunning Cuban painted snail. Sadly, these snails are currently endangered due to the high demand for their gorgeously colored shells.Source: The Featured Creature
molluscainthehouse:

Polymita picta, the stunning Cuban painted snail. Sadly, these snails are currently endangered due to the high demand for their gorgeously colored shells.Source: The Featured Creature
molluscainthehouse:

Polymita picta, the stunning Cuban painted snail. Sadly, these snails are currently endangered due to the high demand for their gorgeously colored shells.Source: The Featured Creature

molluscainthehouse:

Polymita picta, the stunning Cuban painted snail. Sadly, these snails are currently endangered due to the high demand for their gorgeously colored shells.

Source: The Featured Creature

Reblogged on 16 Apr 2014 from sanitywhatissanity
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sanitywhatissanity:

artist4lyfe:

holy shit man. you must really like what i post or something :)

i do! you post really cool stuff! :D

thanks dude/lady-dude! of course they don’t belong to me bus it makes me feel good to know you like all my reblogging.

sanitywhatissanity:

artist4lyfe:

holy shit man. you must really like what i post or something :)

i do! you post really cool stuff! :D

thanks dude/lady-dude! of course they don’t belong to me bus it makes me feel good to know you like all my reblogging.

holy shit man. you must really like what i post or something :)

holy shit man. you must really like what i post or something :)

Reblogged on 16 Apr 2014 from misscin101
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toastdurr:

fairyspork:

floptart:

ass2007:

im so glad my boyfriends penis is 2 bread lengths long (:

image

Who the fuck measures dick size in bread

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